Your Cock Sure is Small.
All You Get is Humiliation.
The problem with this post is that you can’t hear how hard I am laughing at you, Weiner boy. I have this monster dildo. I mean, it’s huge. Next to you, it would make your cock look like a tic-tac. It’s my favorite dildo because, like ALL women, I love a nice fat long dick inside me. So, it makes me wonder how many women have been disappointed by your shrimp dick? Let’s face it, you don’t even look so great with clothes on… but good lord, when you pull down your underwear… did they gasp? I sure would. I’d also crack up and start texting all my girlfriends about it. Women may play at being coy, but really, we like ’em big and hard. I would imagine that some women were way too kind to insult you to your face like me. Hell, probably a few have pity fucked you. Oh, how I would love to ask those chicks if they could even feel your widdle nub. I am sure they laughed later. I hope you do a decent job of pussy licking. I mean, personally, that is all I’d let you do to me after I saw your sad Weiner.
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